Jessica | Irish | 18 | Awesome 😉 don't follow your dreams, follow me instead ❤️
Candice Accola & Joe King Wedding
New Orleans, Louisiana - October 18, 2014
This makes me happy
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM IS IT
halloween should be 1 week long
Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck
I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago
and it was three years ago…my brain hurts
no dog should ever be homeless
no home should ever be dogless
my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials
Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them
"suck my dick" ok
“bite me” hell yeah
"kiss my ass" sure
"Fuck you" well if you insist.
"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist