i think my dads post for my birthday will still be my favorite one of the evening though
i’m half convinced that robert downey jr. and jeffrey dean morgan are related.
And don’t forget Javier Bardem:
I mean what the actual fuck
Maybe he is their love child?
i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75
i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless
wouldn’t that make the shark a
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